someone should take you by your ankles, throw you over their lap and give you a good spanking. after that they should wash your mouth out with soap, tape you up in a cardboard box and treat you like a soccerball, much like you treat others.

if i was your real friend, i'd...

well i don't think i'd ever be your real friend, so nevermind

poor, pathetic liars

man you piss me off

i'm adding people back, but only if you reach certain obvious conditions about which i don't care to go into detail.

take me off your friends' list.