II.

[brummiebacon]

Someone's been messing with my things. My trunk smells like a troll's lavatory, there's knots on all the sleeves in my shirts and robes, and my underwear is missing.

I know that my dormmates would never do such a stupid prank, but someone had to be responsible for this. Who was the big joker?

Comments

[charmingrogue]

I'll look into it if you'd like. Judicious eavesdropping on younger years does wonders.

[brummiebacon]

That would be great. Thanks.

[charmingrogue]

Not a problem. I need something to do to stay awake anyway, at least until I finish the History of Magic reading. What are you going to do about the missing underwear situation?

[brummiebacon]

I'm not sure yet. I brought some swimming trunks, I have no idea why, so I guess I can use those. I'll see if it's possible to order underwear by mail, though.

[smithami]

Ew.

[brummiebacon]

My thoughts exactly.

[smithami]

Do you smell like that?

[brummiebacon]

Of course I don't!

[mont_flinty]

Do you ned to, err, borrow a few things until you can mail some replacements?

[brummiebacon]

I'm okay, thanks. Besides, I doubt you'd want those things back if I were ever to use them.

[jackedoff]

It wasn't me!

[brummiebacon]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was

I know that. You're in Hufflepuff!

[jackedoff]

Maybe I am a CLEVER Hufflepuff!

[brummiebacon]

Clever enough that you'd manage to sneak into the Ravenclaw dormitories unnoticed, no doubt.

[matthimatical]

Why would a troll use your trunk as a lavatory anyway? And what does that smell like?

[brummiebacon]

I don't know, but I bet it smells just like my trunk.