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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican
opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one
more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said,
Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was
weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife
also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't
realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the
blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own
lunch".
I was partially amused by that. only partially, so don't have any high expectations.