HAHHAHAHA

[brutalbunny]

Alright. So I'm laying around watching Simpsons with Brian. He starts saying my armpits are like moist towelettes (they're not, he's just MEAN!!) and I'm about to say something when the phone rings. I start to scream in alarm but end up just making a weird face. So I'm laughing when I answer the phone. The lady on the end asks if my parents

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[fiercefoxy]

Do NOT hang up on telemarketers....come on Mel have you learned nothing from me?

[hairyareolas]

Yeah, but this telemarketer isn't like us, she's a whore who thought Mel was a kid!
Hahahaha, stupid lady! Telemarketers aren't supposed to make assumptions, like they're not supposed to guess whether someone listed as "Pat" is a guy or a girl. So they shouldn't have assumed she was a child!

But I sooo know what you mean. I feel sorry for her because she's a telemarketer. Poor lady.

[fiercefoxy]

Mel DOES sound really young, especially on the phone, and you're right she isn't supposed to assume but for all we know she was new to her job. I made lots of booboos myself in those 2 days. I accidently asked to talk to Mister so and so before I knew they were male, they were, but man, if they werent' I just am trying to give people the benefit of the doubt because I doubt most people really like that job. We both know how stressful it is, and under those conditions it's so easy to make some mistake. Being told she sounds young isn't so bad, considering what it could have been. I was called "sir" before, not over the phone but at a restaurant, yeah that's a lot worse than someone mistaking you for being young over the phone. And this girl probably didn't think Mel was 5, but more like in her teens which is what I would assume talking to Mel on the phone if I didn't know her

[brutalbunny]

I know... but it's so hard to get a word in edgewise. I figured it would be nicer for me to hang up than have her talk for two minutes and waste both our time.

[4thdisciple]

moist towelettes yumm