I'm sorry to Zeedocta for not coming to their show.I know they need my support and I wasn't there for them.I suck ( Read more... )

I love my new job so much.I sold like $500 worth of jewelry yesterday.I rule it ( Read more... )

So I went to Le high Vally.I was in a hotel room by myself.I watched NipTuck and scared myself shitless.I couldn't even go to the bathroom for fear of somebody injecting me with stuff.I slept with a knife next to my bed ready to cut somebody,hahaha.Also I slept all crappy because I had to sleep with the TV on.I took a bath in the hotel room and it ( Read more... )

1. Spell your first name backwards - ecarbmelaturb ( Read more... )

Hey guess what...no seriously...this is great....I'm awake! at 9 in the morning!Can you fucking believe it??I'm happy like a pig in shit. No but seriously now.This sucks.I don't have to be in work till three today.Jen woke me up to watch the baby so she could take Nick to work.....THE BABY WOKE UP AT SEVEN ,GUYS ( Read more... )

Leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I really think of you, and I’ll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty ( Read more... )

Yesterday a girl came into the store, she looked like a man.She had like five male friends with her.She had bags from like NY and Company and such places.Her friend kept asking her to buy them things and she did it!She looked happy to whats worse.So I guess it's true.Money (especially for ugly people) can buy happiness ( Read more... )

I'm going to Victoria Secret today.I have a credit card there.This is my road to the poor house,kids.I'm sick of buying nine dollar bras and having the under wire fall out after two months.Also my boobs have grown from deppo so none of them fit me anymore ( Read more... )

I need to party like it's 1999.Also, Katie needs to be there.I'm talking knock down drag out balls to the wall fuckin drunk, kids.No fuckin joke.We need the whole nine...I'm talking guns and ammo(aka fire and ice pepsi, corona lime and Soco.)And whatever else you may want to bring.Also we need a place to party.But this is going to be balls out ( Read more... )

Let me just start by saying,I HATE my fucking job.I'm not kidding this time,you guys.People always say "Oh it's not that bad".My ASS, ok?? Because it is that bad.It's so much worse than that bad.My job takes "that bad" and kicks it's ass...twice.First there is "man, my job sucks". Then there is "Oh my god this isn't really my life".Then there is " ( Read more... )