fic: love is wicked (bratz album version)
futbol rpf. love is wicked (bratz album version)
cesc, arsene, arsenal
CRACK!
it goes:
the people at ac milan start talking about offers.
real fucking madrid offer 75£
fc barcelona seem interested.
so arsene panics. (of course he panicks, he's seen the youtube videos. i- think i would like a transfer to barcelona)
he makes a couple of calls.
peter and danny and stan kroenke last.
peter says maybe, danny flat out tells him no. it's stan who says do what you need to make sure he stays.
so he goes online.
model EC130. 730,000£.
clicks: buy now.
it goes a bit like:
✉ to: mycaptain<3
cesc! come by the training centre
✉ to: mycaptain<3
cesc!
don't be late.
✉ to: mycaptain<3
cesc, i stopped by krispy kreme
we need to talk.
✉ to: mycaptain<3
did you loose your phone?
it goes a bit like this:
"what is this?"
"helicopter, with your name. all yours."
"what for?"
"transportation. to the training grounds, your flat, krispy kreme… wherever you bloody want."
"i don't want an 'elicopter. you want me to stay? all i want, is my own tv show."
"and the donuts?"
cesc doesn't say anything, his shirt stained with powder sugar.
it goes a bit like this too:
so cesc fabregas, captain of arsenal, wants to be the next oprah winfrey.
he makes more calls.
BBC ONE. CBS reality. sky1. sky2. sky3. E4.
it goes like this in the end:
thursday 8pm.
The Cesc Fabregas Show.
(sponsored by krispy kreme.)
(graphics made to look like bratz dolls)
(theme song by david bisbal)
"benvinguts, els meus amics, al meu propi programa de televisió."
"meu primer invitat és el capità del millor club de futbol al món, el carles puyol."
he throws his cup of coffee at the tv.
"ohhhh moc moc."
cesc, arsene, arsenal
CRACK!
it goes:
the people at ac milan start talking about offers.
real fucking madrid offer 75£
fc barcelona seem interested.
so arsene panics. (of course he panicks, he's seen the youtube videos. i- think i would like a transfer to barcelona)
he makes a couple of calls.
peter and danny and stan kroenke last.
peter says maybe, danny flat out tells him no. it's stan who says do what you need to make sure he stays.
so he goes online.
model EC130. 730,000£.
clicks: buy now.
it goes a bit like:
✉ to: mycaptain<3
cesc! come by the training centre
✉ to: mycaptain<3
cesc!
don't be late.
✉ to: mycaptain<3
cesc, i stopped by krispy kreme
we need to talk.
✉ to: mycaptain<3
did you loose your phone?
it goes a bit like this:
"what is this?"
"helicopter, with your name. all yours."
"what for?"
"transportation. to the training grounds, your flat, krispy kreme… wherever you bloody want."
"i don't want an 'elicopter. you want me to stay? all i want, is my own tv show."
"and the donuts?"
cesc doesn't say anything, his shirt stained with powder sugar.
it goes a bit like this too:
so cesc fabregas, captain of arsenal, wants to be the next oprah winfrey.
he makes more calls.
BBC ONE. CBS reality. sky1. sky2. sky3. E4.
it goes like this in the end:
thursday 8pm.
The Cesc Fabregas Show.
(sponsored by krispy kreme.)
(graphics made to look like bratz dolls)
(theme song by david bisbal)
"benvinguts, els meus amics, al meu propi programa de televisió."
"meu primer invitat és el capità del millor club de futbol al món, el carles puyol."
he throws his cup of coffee at the tv.
"ohhhh moc moc."