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My goal to completely alienate myself from society has recently progressed another step. In order to further sequester myself from humanity I bought Guitar Hero for PC. My goal of complete hermitude was nearly fulfilled until, while playing Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze, I set my guitar on fire and knelt before it. As the apartment went up in flames I ( Read more... ) -
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When will these people realize that they will get more converts if they stop the stupid songs?
Christian Ska? Perhaps the only thing worse than Christian Rock. -
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I think I'm going to Hell. Logging into citibank to view my student loans it asked me to provide answers for two questions. One of the questions was "who is your favorite fictional character?"
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Today I made a good trade. I traded my roomates 80$ of electricity debt for a blue 4.5 qt 300 watt KitchenAid stand mixer.
Now when I move into my new apartment I can fill it with delicious smells like baking bread.
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