I saw her KY jelly plump ass and...

[bryansays]

As I mingled through the half-off section in nearly every outlet known to man last night, I crossed paths with my, seemingly larger, ex girlfriend. Her name, Jess Kelly, will be changed for her personal privacy and security. Instead, we can now call affectionatly refer to her as Jealousy (her's, not mine). As we shopped through the same store, I

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[bluepose]

Hilarious photo. Oh the Internets, is there anything you can't give us?

[marleypoe]

she's hot.
what's her number?