Never drive a car when you're dead

[bryc_e]

The fuck happen to my pretzels? That's what I'd like to know. A week ago, I had a bag of pretzels the size of a human baby, all tucked away, and now they're gone. Man gotta have salty crunchy things to eat at night, else he's liable to go mad. Who we gonna blame when I start getting crazy? Person stole my goddamn pretzels, that's who.

Comments

[muniak]

You should take it out on EVERYBODY else that has been in your house recently, just incase they took it.

[g_garius]

I'm going to say it was those goddamned house hippos

Fuckers take my salted peanuts all the time.

THEY ARE TO REAL!!! THEY TAKE MY TASTY TASTY SALTY SNACKS!

DADDY? WHY WONT YOU HUG ME?

[bryc_e]

Official Announcement: From now on, "tasty tasty salty snacks" is synonymous with "balls."

[thebobbsey]

lick my tasty tasty salty snacks.