today is my birthday. i got home from school to take a little nap. when i woke up it seems arms were full of a package. my roomate must have put it there, so i grabbed the nearest pen and poked it open. i looked inside and found all sorts of food. i pulled out granola bars popcorn, easy mac, nipple lotion, black hair dye, hand cuffs, soup and then
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