Oh what a night

Mar 21, 2004 13:17

Here's a funny conversation between me and my alcoholic friend Brett. He's not REALLY an alcoholic, but it sure does seem like it at points ;) Here are different parts of it


Brett: so, if you ever get tequila, get a kind called sauza.
Bryce: hahaha
Bryce: how do you know this/
Brett: Im drinking it RIGHT NOW!
Bryce: I love you Brett
Brett: Your my boy bryce, youre my boy

Brett: thanks bryce, Im feeling the love
Bryce: you should be feeling it
Bryce: especially with some tequila
Brett: I just took a shot
Brett: do you know whats good, take the tequila mix it with sprite, and and just a little lime juice
Bryce: werd
Bryce: I'll have to try that
Bryce: you know what else is good/
Bryce: hooking it straight to your veins

Brett: we, we should go drinking again
Bryce: yes we should man
Bryce: when I come down again to CO I'll come up to Boulder and we'll show people how it's done

Brett: so...I was thinking. Old School: the drinking game
Bryce: oh dear God
Brett: yes it can be done.
Bryce: if you want to kill your liver maybe =P

Bryce: http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/game.view.pl?game=122
Bryce: that one would be good
Brett: I dont know, I think by the end of that one I might be pretty drunk
Bryce: Isn't that the point? =P
Brett: yeah perhaps, but you probly wouldnt be at all
Bryce: Isn't that the point? =P
Brett: I want to get you drunk too you know

Bryce: http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/game.view.pl?game=4
Brett: =-O
Brett: lol
Bryce: we need to play that game man
Brett: I dont know....let me ask gwen
Bryce: psh
Bryce: she'll be number 1
Brett: and I think your going to have to vist Alot more often
Bryce: and it doesn't have to be on the lips or like full make out =P
Bryce: although it would be with me ;-)

Brett: http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/game.view.pl?game=197
Brett: kinda funny
Brett: just gave me an idea tho, we need to make one called DONKEY PUNCH!!!!
Bryce: Oh man
Bryce: Yeah we do
Brett: I wonder what we should do...
Brett: card game?
Brett: or something else?

Brett: everyone stands in a circle front to back, boy girl, then squese the ass of the person infront of them (hopefuly its boy girl) while they drink, if they spill any then they drink?!
Brett: or something
Bryce: haha
Bryce: that would be interesting
Brett: yeah if the girls will play....
Brett: =/
Bryce: yeah, I don't know if they'd be up to an ass pinch
Brett: yeah me neither
Brett: =/
Bryce: we wouldn't mind though =o
Brett: hell yeah

rett: well we should think about it for a while. I mean we want the donkey punch to be a good game...
Brett: so we can play alot
Bryce: yeah, exactly
Bryce: and so it lives up to the glorious name

Bryce: http://www.angelfire.com/ca/drinkinggames/smile.html that one would be interesting
Bryce: but would never happen
Brett: yeah it would be nice if it were all girls and you....!
Bryce: haha
Bryce: werd
Brett: if it were all guys, that would be kinda gay. ok actualy gay
Bryce: hahaha
Bryce: but you'd love it
Brett: lol

Bryce: I wish I was drunk right now =(
Brett: thanks!
Brett: to tell you the truth, I am
Bryce: awesome
Bryce: wish I was there with you =(
Brett: its kinda embarissing
Brett: yeah me too
Bryce: heh, how is it embarrassing? You alone?
Brett: ahh yeah
Brett: =/
Bryce: you're an alcoholic dude

Brett: well I have alot of booze in the house
Bryce: I wish I did
Brett: then Kelly called
Brett: and I was telling her about this drink
Brett: and the I got thirsty
Brett: and then it started
Bryce: haha, you got thirsty so you drank alcohol
Bryce: that dehydrates you
Bryce: you're so awesome
Brett: I know =/
Brett: but its soo good
Bryce: "I'm thirsty...I know, I'll drink alcohol"

Brett: lol found a calculate your blood alchohol level website
Bryce: link me
Brett: http://www.webtender.com/handbook/toximeter.html
Brett: mine right now is about 1.06
Bryce: awesome
Brett: yeah not too bad
Bryce: you should stop drinking now if you haven't already =P
Brett: well..
Brett: no
Brett: Im drinking wine now
Bryce: hahaha
Brett: Im mean I still have that box of wine
Bryce: haha
Bryce: alcoholic =P
Brett: its fun

Brett: wow 10 hours to get sober
Brett: wtf?!
Bryce: haha
Bryce: someone's going to be drunk in the morning
Brett: well Im not as drunk as I was with you up there
Bryce: =(
Bryce: don't disappoint me Brett
Bryce: YOU'RE MY BOY BRETT
Bryce: YOU'RE MY BOY
Brett: lol
Brett: well if I got that drunk alone then I would really have a problem

Oh man it was funny.
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