the snap of sinew! the crack of bone!

Apr 02, 2002 13:06

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ccjohn April 2 2002, 10:20:42 UTC
Heavens, this is so exciting, I've dropped my nosegay!

Are your services available professionally? I require that certain persons be maimed. Have you a schedule of services, and are your rates reasonable?

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blamm-o! give them the old chelsea smile, what? brymboman April 3 2002, 02:52:18 UTC
YES! YES!! you wish me to depart a small warning to certain unsavoury parties, yes? i'd be delighted, old boy, simply delighted.

and money? noooooo, put it away dear thing - the pleasure's all mine! i'm a self made steam power magnate - wish i could burn half my loot, actually, it's a dashed inconveniece!

yes, yes, a maiming. i wonder, perchance, would you favour a knee-capping, the removal of a digit or heavy facial scarring? what an ideal opportunity for me to do a spot of swotting - i really must read up on doctor frinkley twat's 'modern journal for the abuse and intimidation of common ruffians, layabouts and undesirables' . some excellent maiming and scarring techniques in there, i'm told.

yes, just point me toward the blighters who need a little roughing up and i'll set to it. mum's the word, hey? i mean - i won't tell anyone if you don't!

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Re: blamm-o! give them the old chelsea smile, what? ccjohn April 3 2002, 07:13:27 UTC
The scallawags shall never know what hit them! This is quite ripping.

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redwill April 2 2002, 10:43:38 UTC

''i'm chairing a conference on steam power in dagenham.''

i heard a rumour that the soon to be produced Ford Anglia may achieve an efficiency of two miles per pound of coal. is there any truth to that?

as grouse was from crewe, i would have expected a better fight from him; he should have had a whacking great spanner from the locomotive shops. he must have been a bit of a tosser, eh?

~

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a ford??? A FORD!!!!! brymboman April 3 2002, 03:03:18 UTC
nooo, nooo, this won't do at all! henry ford was a nazi collaborater and funded their dastardly schemes! a ford anglia, heaven forbid! i'll have no truck with this, really i won't. crikey, i'm getting a hot flush. maybe i should have a stiff whiskey. yes, yes, that's the stuff.

right - o, where was i? ah yes - the steam powered car. might i point you toward my own line of steam powered sportscars: 'the brymbonian' available in british racing green. and ONLY british racing green.

grouse a tosser? i must say, i barely know the lad, but yes, his fighting style certainly leaves a lot to be desired. i mean, the boy seemed more interested in primping in front of his hand mirror! i detected liberal use of some kind of lavender based cologne. dashed shame i had to scar his angelic features. such a dashed, dashed shame... but this is a man's game! and i fight to win, dear boy! i fight to win!

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missfrost April 2 2002, 13:20:00 UTC
My dear sir, you simply must call into my salon for some hot brandy and meet some of my young ladies.
I'm sure we could have a fine evening's entertainment.

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aaaah, miss frost! brymboman April 3 2002, 01:31:04 UTC
i've heard some rum buggery tales of your fine salon, and no mistake!

it's near finsbury park, isn't it? what's it called again? jog my memory, young gel!

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