so in case no one noticed, tuesday night ross panko disguising himself as the new brad was not allowed to move into the real world house. i dont know why ross thought he could even be remotely cool enoguh to join them. frankie is ten times cooler. im glad they took charlie because he has a huge zit on his face mostly resembling the huge zit on my ( Read more... )

do u think that mr stophren my grade school music teacher made up that song to piss me off for the rest of my life??? seriously we sang that song like everyday and look what happens i cant ever forget it. school is not cool and there is nothing cool about rules. maybe if the rule says that im cooler than the world. just cause the two words rhyme ( Read more... )

i h8 h8 h8 h8 h8 wen ppl put dogs in the back of their trucks. what the hell would they do if they slammed on the brakes... those ppl need to die along with the inventors of the revolving door ( Read more... )

i think that when gangstas cry its ten times sadder because gangstas are tough. but they only cry about like three things, if their bro gets shot, there girls boinkin someone else, or there baby doesnt turn out to be theirs after a Maury paternity test. i wan to create a story just so that i can be on the Maury show. i think that what he does for ( Read more... )

this is what your sister tells you when you inform her of your tattoo. (by the way we still arent telling my parents) so megan thinks that im dirty now. i think she is turning into a mom.according to her when i get fat its going to get stretched out and im gonna be ugly. she also wont let me drive back to lincoln in tornado warnings ( Read more... )

welll holly hell im a tired mofo. when i was little i always said that when i get big i wanted to be an astronaut or an archaeologist. what the hell was i thinking. not only do those things require u to be smart u have to go to school for a really effing long time. i got a C in geology so basically my dreams were crushed. the reason im telling u ( Read more... )

have u missed me??? check yes or no ( Read more... )

probably some of the favorite parts of my life happen on the phone. the other day at work i got a phone call, so i answer it and i say good afternoon gpn and cml how may i direct your call. and the person on the other line says are u wearing pantie hoes or socks. and im thinking in my head what the hell i dont wear pantie hose im not fifty and why ( Read more... )

soo i havent journaled in a couple of days and i will silver bullet the highlights cause there are several ( Read more... )

ohhh i am sowwy it has taken so long for me to post a new journal, and im really sorry for the evtremely long away message. as u are aware i have cut my hair and am now a boy- the penis. but i reallly think i could make a good brad pitt so im going to call up my friend jessica/ j lo and ask her what her doctors name is. the convincing new hair cut ( Read more... )