I'll play (and add)

[bryree]

Stolen from ng_nighthawk

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

(Try to post yours without looking at other comments first.)

Comments

[kittenodyssey]

Re-enacting a Shakespeare scene in the park where the cops think you're actually stabbing the guy.

...a la Frank Drebin.

[thedragonweaver]

I was in an improv group in college that practiced until midnight, at which point we usually went to Denny's or something. After one practice we were out in the parking lot waiting for someone and started mock-beating a member. Then this car starts going by and I say, "Oh great, Security," at which point Ryan turns around, says, "That's not Security, that's a cop," and continues the mock beating.

Incidentally, the car never slowed.

[ng_nighthawk]

I can top that.

Several people joined me at the airport when we threw a pillowcase over goobermunch's head and duct taped his hands and feet and threw him in the trunk of a car.

At the airport.

Ah, how times have changed.

(As an aside, the joke was on us after that as he got out of our makeshift bonds and made his way into the cabin of the car... but as he was without keys we reached a stalemate.)

[goobermunch]

Actually, for clarification's sake, the keys were in the ignition. I just got caught before I could get into the driver's seat.

It is the duty of every POW to attempt to escape his captors.

For context sake, this was in an era where I had a Swiss Army Knife in my pocket after flying to Spokane from Alaska.

--G

[ng_nighthawk]

Disturbing the peace.

It was all going fine, but eventually you drank enough that you tried the soprano part, at which point the authorities were called in to put a stop to it all.

[zalena]

For that EVIL hair cut.... no, I'm guessing it was a set up. I blame lj user = "kungfu_monkey"> for his nefarious 'fabrications.'

[lovecarnievan]

Evil Twin!

[kung_fu_monkey]

Whatever it is, I hope it's not fallout from your next girlfriend. Just sayin.