Starring the Baby-sitters Club! Part 1!

Feb 20, 2017 19:17

Well, well, well! So when I got up today I really felt like snarking. Yes, even more than playing Sims. I decided to tackle this Super Special because I've been wanting to do this one for a while.Don't get me wrong. I don't really have anything against Jessi though she may be a little egotisical and bland. But omg, do I love when the BSC's ego ( Read more... )

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shatisarockgod February 21 2017, 04:11:06 UTC
Let's start with the cover--Claudia looks good. Mallory looks good but she looks like a Kindergarten teacher instead of an 11 year old. And Mary Anne's hair looks like a wig ( ... )

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the1812overture February 21 2017, 10:54:41 UTC
but just looks around helplessly--Don't be such a pussy! It's a bratty 7 year old kid. Holy shit.

Karen is the only non-public-school kid there. Since it's apparent the school district is doing this production instead of it being a community production, Karen shouldn't even be there. Also kids really are supposed to have parents with them at that age. It's hard to blame Mr. Cheney for being surprised when a kid he knows starts screaming like that.

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road_baby February 23 2017, 01:11:43 UTC
I really wish it'd been a case of "It'll be a cold day in hell before you perform in this play with an attitude like that."

I know, right? A kid being distracting and throwing a temper tantrum shouldn't be rewarded for it. Mr Cheney should have shut that shit down and not let her be in the play at all. But of course, she gets her way because Ann is a moron and thinks that kind of behavior is cute.

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the1812overture February 21 2017, 10:50:44 UTC
My favorite book! As a costumer for my job (yes, seriously, ballet dancer for years, now a Girl Scout leader, mom of an autistic child in ballet, costumer...) this book just cracks me the fuck up.

Please pardon that I may have a lot to say about this book. Also Peter Pan is a music one of the companies I volunteer for put on not too long ago. :)

Jessi, naturally, thinks she'll get the lead role. She actually thinks she already has the part.

This makes me think about how Beyoncé was so sure she'd get the role of Tiana in Princess and the Frog that she didn't even bother going in to audition. The point of an audition is not only to see how someone sounds and performs, but ALSO how well the person can take orders and work with the director and other crew. This will come back into play with Karen later.

And Jessi, bless her ego, is like, 'Who else would get it? I'm obviously the best!'

And when she doesn't, it'll obviously be because of racism.

I know SMS is about as progressive as a witch burning, but I would hope they'd cast ( ... )

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the1812overture February 21 2017, 10:50:55 UTC
Jessi starts her chapter by kissing her own ass about 'wowing' Mr Cheney at the audition.

Have we ever been given a reason to think Jessi is a triple-threat? Dancing and acting don't mean you can sing.

Jessi starts her chapter by kissing her own ass about 'wowing' Mr Cheney at the audition. Let's say he had. For something like this, she'd still be called back so he can see how well other actors work with her ( ... )

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road_baby February 23 2017, 01:22:24 UTC
The point of an audition is not only to see how someone sounds and performs, but ALSO how well the person can take orders and work with the director and other crew

It makes me think that if Jessi did get the part, she'd be a HUGE prima dona and get pissy about the dances not being challenging enough for HER talent. She'd be complaining the whole time about not being able to show off what a good dancer she is.

No director would EVER make a part for a kid who won't listen like this

That really is should be what happened. It's basically saying that if you're bratty and throw tantrums, you'll get your way. Really great lesson for the kiddies, Ann!

Also isn't this show for the public school kids?

No, see you're mistaken. The show is open to SHS, SMS, SES and Karen only. No other kids from her school are allowed to try out because they're not the princess.

Have we ever been given a reason to think Jessi is a triple-threat?Jessi's not even a double threat as far as I know. We only have her word to go by about what a good actress she is ( ... )

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the1812overture February 23 2017, 01:50:12 UTC
Good dancers are usually decent actors since dance involves a lot of acting, but yes, you're right, this isn't the same as stage-acting in a musical or play.

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fairest1 February 24 2017, 02:15:26 UTC
I went to a school that always put on kickass musicals every year; the fancy kind with the tiny microphones and lighting and everything. It wasn't like Glee, where only a handful of kids participated and everyone else hated them; about half the school was involved. The school band did the music (proper orchestra pit), the art classes painted sets, the best of the dance classes got pulled in for choreography in group numbers and were AWESOME at it, and if you didn't have any talent you could be an usher and help the numerous members of the community who bought tickets find their seats ( ... )

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road_baby February 25 2017, 22:50:45 UTC
Wow. Your school sounds awesome! I grew up in the first city to declare bankruptcy in the nation so our schools were very poor. We didn't even have an auditorium in middle school. That's part of the reason I always loved BSC books, they had such a nice school.

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fairest1 February 26 2017, 00:20:55 UTC
Oh ick. My experience mostly lead to me getting annoyed at the portrayal of productions in Glee. Even when they put on a full play, they didn't bother having auditions for dancing or acting, and no one outside the club wanted to try out? That's ridiculous.

And technically, this was my high school that had awesome musicals, not junior high. The junior high only had a stage on one wall of the gym.

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the1812overture February 26 2017, 11:31:48 UTC
I'd ask if you went to school where I did, but my town didn't go bankrupt. However, it does have a situation where a wall in the cafeteria of the K-3 elementary school crumbled down from mold, and hasn't been replaced in a few years. It's still being used. The middle school is a series of modular units like a long, wide mobile home.

The BSC schools sound like the private school I went to for a while in another town, where we had the budget to fly in a hula instructor for the six of us doing a single hula number in the school's annual Christmas musical.

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danidee92 February 24 2017, 17:45:15 UTC
Yay, you did another one of my requests! Thanks love :) Really enjoying it so far, and I also loved the Miss Priss one.

Dawn becomes worse and worse as the book goes on, and I can't wait to see how you write about it!

The karma is sweet with Jessi in this one. I usually like her but she turns into Dawn in this book.

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road_baby February 25 2017, 23:00:12 UTC
Thank you! I actually enjoy this book a lot despite all the chicanery in it. Or maybe it's because of it. I'd forgotten about Dawn's plot till you mentioned it and oh, boy I can't wait to get to THAT horribleness. We all know how much I love Dawn and her soapbox.

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Squee! A Roadbaby snark! undeadnicole February 25 2017, 23:14:07 UTC
I love your snarks. Also, I particularly love snarks of this book for the same reason as you - it's so awesome and satisfying when a cult member's ego gets the thorough stomping it deserves! I love that probably a little more than is healthy considering these are fictional characters, but I love it so much I don't even care! :D

then shadows turn blood red, the distant sound of rusty metal squeals and all the children start sobbing quietly as Mr Cheney calls Karen up.

Hahaha! Awesome. All your descriptions of the Lovecraftian horror that is Karen made me happy.

Can't wait for the next part!

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Re: Squee! A Roadbaby snark! road_baby February 26 2017, 02:52:33 UTC
Aw! Thank you! I'm with you on enjoying other people's misery. Well, the BSC's. They're such Mary Sues it's delightful when they fail. I just wish it happened more often! I'm a big fan of Lovecraft and eldritch horror and it always puts me in mind of Karen. I'm sure even Cthulhu would find HER scary!

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