Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards! so yeah, it's been a bit. Things have been flying by so quickly that I've hardly had a chance to think about them, let alone elaborate on how it's all made me feel.

So, as much as you hate these, deal with this quickie update:

* Alien: The re-release is sweet! I had never seen the movie all the way ( Read more... )

on a church marquis:

oh, lord, grant
eternal rest to
Robert Cohen
lunch and show
12:30 pm

Ack...put a divider between items or something! But it did crack me up :)

Apple pie party! Apple pie party!

Every fall, Melissa brings in these fantastic apple pies she bakes with her kids. Today she surprised us with the annual batch. Buttery-crusty, flaky, tender, cinnamony goodness...mmmmmmm

she can never quit, because then who would make us our pies?

( ...and it's played in a bar! )

yeah, sometimes you just gotta be...

...and if just being means not being showered and sitting in a Dago-T and flannel pants watching bad movies at nearly 4 in the afternoon, all the better

Here i sit, in boxers and black nail polish

( wish i could say i was being metaphorical, but no )

A buy-one-get-one-free ticket to Six Flags: $20 ( Read more... )

Go Cubs!

or, The Fortunate Return of the Semi-Charmed Life
Well, karma finally caught up with me. Why, I can't say for sure. Whether it be making it through the last couple trying weeks at work without stabbing someone with a pencil, or successfully pulling off a surprise 50th birthday party for my mom, taking care of grandma last weekend or dealing with ( Read more... )

In a conversation with 60-something Ardelle about the tiger mauling in Vegas this weekend

Ardelle: I need to go back sometime. I wanna see Tom Jones wiggle. But I'm not going to throw my underwear at him.

Me: Yeah, that's probably for the best