hold on tight, little spidermonkey.

Nov 30, 2008 00:08

So I saw Twilight. And it was my personal gift from God. Hilarious.

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mercurybard November 30 2008, 06:21:32 UTC
It still amuses me to no end.

And it's one of those cases where the movie is better than the book! One of the reasons I had to put down the book was because Bella was so scornful of the other kids in Forks, but the movie makes them...well-meaning but a bit overwhelming. I love the scene outside the restaurant where the two girls are giggling and giving Bella "go you!" eye signals when discussing her getting dinner and a ride home with Edward.

And the plot showed up before page 370! I love Alice! And found James to be less creepy than Edward (my reaction to Edward: "I've seen this episode of Criminal Minds, and it did not end well")! And I have no idea why they put a wig on Jasper and told him to act constipated, because in real life, he is a very attractive young man:


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bsidetales December 1 2008, 01:40:26 UTC
It gets funnier and funnier the more I think about it, really.

You're right about the Forks kids. Luke Girardi! And, yeah, they were actually kind of retardedly sweet, especially Angela and Jessica.

Alice is dope!

"I've seen this episode of Criminal Minds, and it did not end well"

haha. He was completely creepy, when he didn't seem utterly socially retarded (okay, he mostly seemed both creepy and socially retarded).

Poor Jasper!actor. Look at him with his little vampire fangs. He wants to be a real life vampire! That's scary. And not constipated!

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