I didn't receive this myself, so I can't stand by and say that it's definately true. The girl on the alternative Mom's site said that one of her friend's got ahold of the pamphlet and gave it to her for a laugh. Who knows, I would HOPE they really didn't do this, though you should hear some of the things that are said around here. Perhaps it's somewhere in a small place like Towanda. Most of the thinking in the pamphlet has been said to teachers in faculty meetings at my Mother's school. (save the count chocula bit lol). But they had a seminar on "what to look for" because in their backwoods minds, goth = suicidal. My Mom nearly popped a cork at that meeting. Then the principle said and I quote "Look Denise, we know that your opinion on this matter is asckewed because your daughter is a goth, or has been. Just because Jessica hasn't been suicidal doesn't mean that being goth is normal, nor does it mean that we shouldn't keep an eye on the goth kids in our school."
Yep still a healthy little Heathen. Now if you would excuse me, I'm going to go watch cable television eating Count Chocula while masturbating to homosexual pornography, then end the night with a black mass and a bottle of scotch.
I came across your blog accidentally, but this is hilarious (though quite sad). Apparently I'm a super-goth, because I believe 23 of those apply to me. I better go inform everyone I know, because I'm pretty sure they have no idea. LOL
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That was a low blow of theirs with the Count Chocula! Does that mean it's ok to eat Franken Berry though?
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