the bday card i almost got my mom.

[btrfli81]

it says something along the lines of.

who taught me to be neat and tidy.
and not to use bad words.

and on the inside.

nobody.
but you sure as hell tried mom.
happy birthday.

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[xyxsureshootxcx]

My mommy would laugh so hard she would pee her pants if I gave her a card that said that.

[btrfli81]

since i didn't buy it for her, i told her about it. she barely chuckled. i knew she wouldn't appreciate it cuz it says hell, and it's basically true lol. but i had to at least tell her.

[irrelevancy]

lol that's great!