"For Toinette" ok here i go..
so i'm sitting in my room this one time now, and a cow comes barging in. -noooo, the cow says.
-you must not do the chicken lady! I am so baffled. -well, why the crap not??i say.
-because it hurts me to see you spiralling down like this. you really should stop using poultry as an excuse for everything, it says.
At this point i am staring the cow in the eye and making an offensive gesture with my left hand. The cow goes mad with rage and takes my room by storm. chickens were flying and bitches were screaming. i was sitting on the edge of my chair munching on peanuts the whole time. the whole scene was just too good to miss.
then suddenly, the cow stopped, turned to me and said- tasher, you are a vegetarian, right? maybe you could rent the place out to me for a week or two.. i really need a place to crash.
- after what you did to my room?? no doggone way, cow. i say.
and then it spread its wings and threw itself out the window. i managed to get a glimpse of its majesty just as it flew behind a building and out of view. then diarrhea dan came in the room. i like him, he's kind of pretty. so he sits down on the bed and says to me- tasha, i think im going to eat barnacle soup. i told him what i great idea i thought that was, and ate a piece of shoe.
well, i'd like to say that it all ended very well and all was good till the end of our days.. so i will. It all ended very well, and all was good till the end of our days.
the end.