Do you have any idea how conceited my sister is? This morning she came up to me, and said- no exaggeration- "I think I'm the prettiest person ever made. And all my friends think I'm really nice and really funny. And my friends said that I am a prettier version of you. And everyone thinks I should try out for cheerleading" - last week she's ( Read more... )

"My mother had told me to be home at five o'clock. I left my friend's house down the street in plenty of time. However, when I entered my house the clock said six o'clock, and no one was home ( Read more... )

I should be doing my Biology lab right now, but I'm going to talk about boys instead. Dear Pizza Guy, If you weren't so darn cute, I'd hate your guts right now, because you're driving me out of my flippin' mind. I wish that for one day I could just know what the fuck you're thinking about. Why do I care about you so much.. It doesn't make any ( Read more... )

I'm supposed to go on a blind date. He can drive. I hope he's not weird.

Well. You're never going to believe this- good thing I have witnesses. Today, Jacques Morrel, a black man, and I kissed on the Amityville bus...several times. I don't know what's funnier- the fact that I kissed a guy half my height or that Caity seriously thinks it was cute ( Read more... )

I'm going to build a time machine.

This is my first computer entry ever

Next period is Pep Rally. It's my first Pep Rally in the gym, ever. Is it weird that I'm actually excited ( Read more... )

hey arnold is such a cool show.

My computer is being a real butthead ( Read more... )

Today, I realized that I'm the girl who sits in the back and laughs at Mr. Brown's corny jokes.