We asked bathfitters to come in and give a presentation and estimate.

turns out my eyes are bigger than my  budget.

oh well.

bt

We're heading for flu season, we have h1n1 all around us, and people insist on putting their boarding passes in their mouth's before handing them to me.

WTF?!?  One fart did it to me today, and I just looked at him and asked if he could hand me a dry corner.

You don't want my hand in your mouth, I don't want your mouth on my hand.

bt

What happens in Vegas.....

Anyhow, off to Vegas for the weekend.  Nothing special, 2 days poolside at a friends place, a nice watch waiting for me... maybe some boozing, gambling, resting and relaxicating.

later boys.
bt

So, two guys are talking.

first guy says, I hear you're taking Viagra. How's that going?
Second guy says, I'm having a hard time with it.

Don't spend the weekend with your inlaws, it's only going to get worse.

bt

So some coworkers came up with a neat idea, creating some big banners that our bag handlers can hold up to the departing flights so the travellers can get that warm feeling inside.  Up to now, they've been waving at the flights, to a positive effect ( Read more... )

Well, it's time for the update.  It's been a few weeks of crazy ( Read more... )

If you've been reading Andreas' or my entries, you've no doubt realized that we should not be allowed to do home improvement.  From the squeeking floor to the haunted ceiling fan, and the painting mixup, well, let's just say we have no lesbian genes in our jeans.  Anyhow, one of the few successes, well, the only real success, was installing an over ( Read more... )

So.... in late May, I posted a cross training weight workout, and stated I would do it as long as I could put up with it.  Well, I am still doing it, although there have been a lot of things getting in the way of proper eating, and working out often enough.... but no matter ( Read more... )

Won't say hated it.  will say I disliked it.

They held onto it from Christmas until now.  The least they could have done is fixed the problems.

I don' t want to ruin the move for anyone.  Let' wait a few weeks and hash it out.

Suffice it to say.... Star Trek was better.

bt

So I just gotta ask:  how is it that your ass can determine the difference between a fart and a shit?

Oh sure, we've all had the oops tee hee hee moment, when an error occured.  But for the most part, we know when we can release some air and when we need to make a deposit at the bank of american standard.

So just how does it do it?

bt