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Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each of the following questions and post the first definition you get.
1.) Your name: Brianna
Someone who is hot, nice,tappable, sexy, and a great girlfriend! she is great at sports and is very very hot!
Um...
2.) Your age: 18
Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.
"
I turned 18 today!
You're 81, moron.
Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*"
3.) One of your friends: Tanya
The most amazing person in the universe.
"Bob: You know Tanya?
Henry: Ya
Bob: She's amazing."
4.) What should you be doing?: Writing a paper
shit i really don't want to do.
"I'd rather snort wasabi then be writing a paper. "
5.) Your favorite color: Green
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
"1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4. Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly."
6.) Your birthplace: New Mexico
State that lies between Texas and Arizona, largly unknown to most citizens of the United States except for residents, the government, the military, conspiracy theorists, and some artsy folks. Best known for its nukes, Roswell, Santa Fe, chile, its perpetually sunny weather, and desert environment and landscape.
Currently and historically, New Mexico is home to a lot of top secret scientific research. Because of this, New Mexico would have the third largest nuclear arsenal in the world if it split from the US. But realistically such a thing would never happen. New Mexico also has a huge hole in the ground called WIPP for storing nuclear waste.
The state has a large Hispanic population, most of whom don't know or refuse to speak Spanish. The state also has a large Native American population, most of whom belong to several Pueblo tribes. There are also many Caucasians, mostly of Germanic descent.
Although most Americans are ignorant about New Mexico, it has played an important role in history. It was the first region of what is now the US to be settled, it was the site of the first successful Indian Revolt, it kept the Civil War from spreading west by preventing Texas and the South from taking over Mexico and California, it was the site of the first nuclear weapons test, and, well, Roswell, if you believe anything happened there.
The ups to living in New Mexico are the constant sunshine, the relaxed mood, the low cost of living, and plenty of government money and employment. New Mexico is also pretty safe from earthquakes and tornadoes. The downs are the droughts, hoodlums-scavs-chavs-ghettodwellerwannabes, and an occasional wildfire if you are foolish and/or rich enough to build a house in or near a forest.
"New Mexico: The Land Of Enchantment
There's no comparison between New Mexican chile and Texan chili. Chile kicks chili's ass and is way hotter.
New Mexico sucks.
New Mexico is beautiful."
7.) Last person you talked to: Sam
sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.
whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"
8.) Last thing you had to drink: Coke
1) Short for the drug, Cocaine.
2) Short for the beverage, Coca Cola.
"1) Pass the coke, bitch.
2) Pass the coke, bitch."
9.) A nickname: Lemons
A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.
"USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!
All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!
USSR Guy: *evil laughter*
1.) Your name: Brianna
Someone who is hot, nice,tappable, sexy, and a great girlfriend! she is great at sports and is very very hot!
Um...
2.) Your age: 18
Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.
"
I turned 18 today!
You're 81, moron.
Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*"
3.) One of your friends: Tanya
The most amazing person in the universe.
"Bob: You know Tanya?
Henry: Ya
Bob: She's amazing."
4.) What should you be doing?: Writing a paper
shit i really don't want to do.
"I'd rather snort wasabi then be writing a paper. "
5.) Your favorite color: Green
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
"1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4. Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly."
6.) Your birthplace: New Mexico
State that lies between Texas and Arizona, largly unknown to most citizens of the United States except for residents, the government, the military, conspiracy theorists, and some artsy folks. Best known for its nukes, Roswell, Santa Fe, chile, its perpetually sunny weather, and desert environment and landscape.
Currently and historically, New Mexico is home to a lot of top secret scientific research. Because of this, New Mexico would have the third largest nuclear arsenal in the world if it split from the US. But realistically such a thing would never happen. New Mexico also has a huge hole in the ground called WIPP for storing nuclear waste.
The state has a large Hispanic population, most of whom don't know or refuse to speak Spanish. The state also has a large Native American population, most of whom belong to several Pueblo tribes. There are also many Caucasians, mostly of Germanic descent.
Although most Americans are ignorant about New Mexico, it has played an important role in history. It was the first region of what is now the US to be settled, it was the site of the first successful Indian Revolt, it kept the Civil War from spreading west by preventing Texas and the South from taking over Mexico and California, it was the site of the first nuclear weapons test, and, well, Roswell, if you believe anything happened there.
The ups to living in New Mexico are the constant sunshine, the relaxed mood, the low cost of living, and plenty of government money and employment. New Mexico is also pretty safe from earthquakes and tornadoes. The downs are the droughts, hoodlums-scavs-chavs-ghettodwellerwannabes, and an occasional wildfire if you are foolish and/or rich enough to build a house in or near a forest.
"New Mexico: The Land Of Enchantment
There's no comparison between New Mexican chile and Texan chili. Chile kicks chili's ass and is way hotter.
New Mexico sucks.
New Mexico is beautiful."
7.) Last person you talked to: Sam
sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.
whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"
8.) Last thing you had to drink: Coke
1) Short for the drug, Cocaine.
2) Short for the beverage, Coca Cola.
"1) Pass the coke, bitch.
2) Pass the coke, bitch."
9.) A nickname: Lemons
A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.
"USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!
All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!
USSR Guy: *evil laughter*