What do you mean, "There's nothing we can do, he just has to rest?"

Have you any idea how hard it is to make him rest?

Thank you, Doctor.

Bah!

Dear Diary,

Edge is a hot and sexy bitch when he's all soapy and in the shower.

Mmmmmhmm.

Bono x

P.S. He just kissed me! Like... ohmigawd!

Do you realise what it is that you do to me when you look at me that way?

Honestly.

Strawberries.

And then yes. We can do that thing again.

Have you ever considered giving up being a musician and considered becoming a professional masseuse? To me, that is. Noone else can have you.

Bonos do not like to share their toys. *grins*

... feel.

... fucking.

... sick.

URGH.

Where the air is sweeter

The grass is greener

The life is easier

There I'll take my love

To lose ourselves in each other.

... yeah.

*sighs*

It never gets any easier.

Where am I?

Why am I?

Do I even care?

Why do I have to deal with stupid, ignorant journalists?

Why, God, Why?

In other news, I'm missing you, who seems to have fallen from the face of the earth, and you who appears to have fallen with him.

Will we go out for dinner tonight?

*turns one way*

...

*turns another*

...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........