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[bubble_mobile]

I must say I am concerned for the amount of profanities used by the kitchen staff.  People with such anger managment issues should not be allowed around knives and boiling water. Some poor soul is bound to lose an eye.

[Private to Severus Snape]

Severus, I found those books you spoke of in the library and I must exclaim they are brimmed with

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[you_run_i_chase]

Shut the fuck up, blondie or I'm gonna have a fucking urge to cut you to see if you have blood or simple syrup running through your fucking veins.

MALCOLM <3s YOU, PARKER. Simple syrup. BWAH.

[f_ckitybye]

Too fucking right. It's like the old saying-if you can't take the heat, fuck off out of the abbatoir.

Parker likes you, Malcolm!

[you_run_i_chase]

Fuck yes.

And Denise just laughs. BEST WARDEN EVAR.

[gotgirlballs]

wizardly filter.

[bubble_mobile]

I know only of your actions towards me, doctor, which have only been kind and helpful. Although if you with to be called the dastardly and devious doctor I will gladly oblige.

What is curious?

wizardly filter.

[bubble_mobile]

I will do my best to cower from you during meal times then.

What have the results from your survey proven?

[christ_onabike]

Oh, shut the fuck up. I know Parker's said it, but... shut the fuck up.

Would you rather we swore, or stabbed each other? Choices fucking choices.

[bubble_mobile]

I do not believe the only two options are cursing and violence.

[notarrowette]

As long as it's just profanity, it's not so bad, Glinda. Just... sit on the other side of the dining hall, maybe?

[bubble_mobile]

Perhaps I might. Words can have a far deeper power than so many know.

[onderhaus]

You're not supposed to be in the kitchen in the first place. If you hadn't wandered in there, you'd never have known what was going on; that's all I'm saying.

[bubble_mobile]

I am well aware of my mistake of trailing where I should not have been. My eyes and ears are open.

[onderhaus]

Good girl.