inhumane treatment, I tells ya

[bubblebabble]

My legal issues class has us working for the law firm of DEWEY CHEATEM & HOWE. The current client is a Mr. Charles Norris. We have to say whether Chuck can open an "Arsenal Karate" school on his land.

AND MY ANSWERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CONTAIN WISECRACKS.

Aw, man.

Comments

[necturus]

But, but... Dewey Cheetam and Howe isn't a law firm; it's a company in Harvard Square that produces a certain radio program.

[bubblebabble]

That one is spelled differently. ;-)

[missdimple]

Yes, but can't you sneak in a few puns? I'm sure Magid would be willing to be a consultant.

[bubblebabble]

I'm considering a final referral to one of our staff.

[missdimple]

Oh, I think that's an EXCELLENT idea. Go for it! :D

[hrafn]

How.

How can your answers NOT contain wisecracks????

[veryfineredwine]

Are you allowed to quote Tom and Ray Magliozzi?

[bubblebabble]

Specifically disallowed. Apparently they aren't "professional."

[jss1113]

Every time someone talks about Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe I wonder what happened to their senior partner, William Thomas Boyd.