disneyland is so great when it rains. can i get a witness ( Read more... )

government buildings piss me off. oh yes, they do. and what pisses me off even more are the friggen employees! i swear i've been in the U.S. of A. a hell of a lot longer than ANY of them and still they proceed to tell me that i need to wait in this line for an hour, than in that line for another hour, only to reach my semi-final destination and ( Read more... )

i swear i had the freakiest dream last night. so i'm in these pools of water, right, and they're being fed by a water fall and there's like a golf course with a monster truck rally going on and all of my friends and i are in one of the warm pools of water just chillin out max and relaxin all cool, when this porcupine comes swimming towards me and i ( Read more... )

holy crap, i'm going on a mission! i hoped they would call me, when i'd grown a foot or two. i hope by then i'll be ready... of course i'll be ready! i'm ready to leave NOW. after all the stupid things i've done my goal has finally arrived for the accomplishing. i've been called to the Lima Peru North mission and i'm SO STOKED! i still can't ( Read more... )

okay, i lied. i want to do that pick ten friends thing. here ya go. (my love doesn't change ( Read more... )

sweaty hands are THE WORST. expecially if you're dancing with a guy who has sweaty hands. then when they leave you feel all damp, like you've been slapped with a wet glove. nastys.

sweaty hands me no likee.

24 days 'till christmas...so what are you going to do today? i say, smell a real christmas tree! since the tradition of the real christmas tree is dying, maybe you could even BUY one! i know i am!

my parents aren't getting a live tree this year. i can't believe it. christmas is officially dying. a house is not a home without the delicious smell of pine on christmas morning. i mean, come on! that's memories that are gonna DIE because smell is such a big part of my memory. when i smell smells, i remember. friggen agony!

enought whining about ( Read more... )

so my mission papers are finally going in. i have yet to take a picture of myself in proper missionary attire and i have some blanks to fill in. i planned on getting my passport before this, but oh well. excitement abounds. and i'm pretty nervous too. i just want to know where they're going to send me ( Read more... )

A)the fastest way to clean a room is to throw everything in the closet ( Read more... )