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Sometimes I wish the toilet bowl had a scale so I could see how much my poop weighs. I weighed myself this morning, and horrors, I gained about 1 or 2 lbs. But then, I got to work and took a massive dump and wonder if that accounts for the weight gain.
lol, ignore me. I should patent that shit, though. No pun intended.
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