this weekend involved the excruciating dismemberment of my aforementioned balls via the searing hot guillotine of inaction and the subsequent grinding into a pulp of my own feelings
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don't matta. baby problems. more important. i almost killed o this morning. he had like 8 poops and a skull hanging around, and he wouldn't eat! he's better now. but jesus christ. babiez!
Oh Cassie. What sort of problem requires the fortitude that one could gain from having testicles? Is it boy problems? Did some boy not like you like you liked him? Cause if that's the case, that boy is silly. Everybody I know wants your body. If it's some other thing, perhaps I could help you with it. eh? eh?
*bursts out crying* YEES its a boy. wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
okay, but really. i'm not gonna be a sore loser about it. i'm pretty used to being single, it was just this one time i actually had the gut to act upon someone i liked, and then regretted ever convincing myself into trying. but you are much too kind! for you make it sound like i have to fend them off with a stick, hah. if only this was the case... either way, if you are ever in boone, you must inform. we can celebrate singledom and not worry about regrowing damaged balls and such. i think in the end, i know i'm happier bring alone anyway. to independence! strength! freedom! (sounds like a national anthem, hm)
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he's better now. but jesus christ. babiez!
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and thanks for the insight btw. i can't expect things to work out 100% in my favor all the time.
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YEES its a boy. wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
okay, but really. i'm not gonna be a sore loser about it. i'm pretty used to being single, it was just this one time i actually had the gut to act upon someone i liked, and then regretted ever convincing myself into trying. but you are much too kind! for you make it sound like i have to fend them off with a stick, hah. if only this was the case...
either way, if you are ever in boone, you must inform. we can celebrate singledom and not worry about regrowing damaged balls and such. i think in the end, i know i'm happier bring alone anyway. to independence! strength! freedom! (sounds like a national anthem, hm)
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breakdancing.
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*turtle*
*robot*
*windmill*
*swipe*
*flare*
*krump*
*tut*
*freeze*
baddamn
don't need no balls with moves like those
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