Comments | bubonicplague: Mom, I'm pretty much gay...

bubonicplague

Mom, I'm pretty much gay...

Jul 12, 2008 00:19

...doesn't go over well in real life. This is the factoid update of the day ( Read more... )

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ninepointfivemm July 12 2008, 06:36:22 UTC

...We're supposed to be surprised by this revelation?

XD

bubonicplague July 12 2008, 06:48:51 UTC

I can see you being floored here. Send me a prezzie.

ninepointfivemm July 12 2008, 06:52:25 UTC

Completely floored. I am in shock. I am agog.

Dude, seriously, the only men you find attractive are fictional and/or Eccleston. I'm supposed to be shocked?

Hmm, how about, "The Guide to the Bubonic Plague for Lesbian Geeks Who Love Science and Archaeology?"

bubonicplague July 12 2008, 06:56:14 UTC

Oh fuck. Eccleston. You would bring him up in my Big Gay Post. God. I just...oh fuck, I want that. Fuck.

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teshara July 12 2008, 06:56:08 UTC

LOL!
Please tell me that's not how you really told your mother.

bubonicplague July 12 2008, 06:57:30 UTC

Well, it's me, y'know, so I am sorta...well, me, and...

....oh, shut the fuck up. ;)

the_partyman July 12 2008, 07:37:54 UTC

My mom actually wishes that I was gay. Weird, huh.

ninepointfivemm July 12 2008, 07:51:46 UTC

My mom thinks I'm gay, because I have so many gay female friends.

crossbow1 July 12 2008, 14:35:28 UTC

I think mine does too. When I came out as an atheist, she completely wigged out. At least she doesn't think lesbians go to hell.

bubonicplague July 12 2008, 14:37:56 UTC

You know, I think stating you are an atheist actually gets you more lectures.

dragonflymuse July 12 2008, 09:19:13 UTC

Does Hallmark make a card for this occasion? Because if they did, I would totally send you one ;)

Good for you dearie :) I hope your mom embraces the good of this soon.

Spike thinks you're aces. And he may want to watch if you and Angie hook up.

bubonicplague July 12 2008, 14:32:36 UTC

Hahahahaha. Why thanks! Though, really? The idea of Spike's running commentary during sex is offputting. Kinda like his running commentary while taking a dump would be.

txvoodoo July 12 2008, 20:05:15 UTC

This one might work!

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treacle_a July 12 2008, 10:13:38 UTC

I sometimes wonder how my mum would have coped if I'd told her I was gay back when I thought I might be. My best friend came out (to everyone who didn't already know since she was like...5) when she was about 25 and suddenly my mum didn't know how to make dinner conversation with her anymore. I once mentioned 'Tipping The Velvet' in her presence and mu mum kicked me under the table.

So maybe half-assedly is the way to go with some mums. Kind of cushions the blow and allows them to acclimatise ;)

bubonicplague July 12 2008, 14:34:18 UTC

My mom's a cool mom, too! She's just oddly prejudiced against gay women. Not men, women...

She'll get the fuck over it.