Because Apparently I Have Nothing Better To Do...

[bubonicplague]

...than listen to streaming Christmas music at 9:00 A.M., please resolve this argument. I surely cannot be the only one who thinks those "Winter Wonderland" sops sound as though they are being very, very pervy indeed with ol' Parson Brown, can I? I mean, I know they are allegedly having dumbassed gleeful fun and talking marriage, but it sounds as

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[crossbow1]

I... I just can't pick. Oh, I know: "All I want for christmas is my two front teeth."

[thelatinist]

Hey, that's a really good song when it's sung by The Count from Sesame Street.

[tnmisery]

While Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is one of the stupidest songs ever, Santa Baby just CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT.

And I always have to turn "kissing" into "fucking" in the second one. It's beyond my control not to do that.

[ninepointfivemm]

Santa Baby really pisses me off. Because it's never the Eartha Kitt version. It's that GODAWFUL version with the person who sounds like Ellen Greene. And Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer may as well be called A Redneck's Christmas Song. I also totally dislike Merry Christmas Baby when it's not done by Otis Redding or Taylor Hanson.

What song I do like, though, is Christmas Bells. Because I like calling it the Snoopy Christmas Song.

Also, you never answered my AIM msg asking you if you've got any of those stuffed microbes.

[thelatinist]

Isn't that Madonna? I actually kinda liked the Eartha Kitt version.

[droxy]

Sants baby is only OBNOXIOUS is sung by the screeching nose, Madonna.

If that song is sung by Eartha Kitt, it's very sultry.

I am so ill, so fucking sick, that if I wanted revenge I shall go the to makk and destroy the holidays with strep thoat. SOme wanker gave it to, may has well spread the joy. Sadly, I really an too tired to give a fuck.

[pikacharma]

I Want A Hippopot...however the fuck you spell it. THAT SONG GETS ON MY LAST FUCKING NERVE. But probably because I hate the sounds of little kids' voices, and that's always sung by some little annoying kid who doesn't pronounce the words all the way. Fail fail fail. ("Two Front Teeth" ties with Hippo for all the same reasons.)

Santa Baby never bothered me that much until that damn Vicky's Secret commercial came around that had that scantily clad tonedeaf hobag who didn't even come close to hitting the right notes. I think it was supposed to be "cute" or "endearing", but "rage inducing" was really more like it. Now I cringe whenever I hear that song.

[thelatinist]

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is great just for the line "Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then/Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian."