Pimpin' Ain't Easy

[buchananneket]

Oh yeah, before I forget, Snap, I may not be able to do any adventuring for a few days. I have some...female problems.

...Not like that.

By the way, anyone know how long these memory crystal side effects usually last?

[ooc: Arthur's punishment for his first memory is that girls will find him completely irresistible for three days.]

Comments

[cathar_jedi]

As far as I have yet been able to determine, none last very long. Mine took perhaps seventy-two hours, but I know that my colleague Night found himself as a frog for considerably longer - perhaps as long as one hundred sixty hours.

[buchananneket]

Well, that's good.

Now, how long is that in days?

[cathar_jedi]

That is perhaps three days and nights for me, and maybe seven days and seven nights for Night.

[buchananneket]

Ah, right, good. Thanks. I didn't feel like doing math.

[letmefollow]

'Female problems,' unless you are female and are unable to work due to them impeding you physically, are not an adequate excuse for shirking your responsibilities to the Adventurers, and I am quite sure that the Colonel will agree with me.

[buchananneket]

I'm not female, but these problems are definitely "impeding me physically." Trust me, it could be very dangerous for me to come into work like this.

[letmefollow]

You're going to need to be more specific than that if you expect to be granted a leave of absence from your duties. Certain protocols need to be followed and I can't very well cite vague reasons on the paperwork.

[buchananneket]

Okay, fine. I'm being followed by women everywhere I go. They're literally clinging to me if I so much as set foot outside our apartment.

Now, as much as I think female body armor [pentaps] or would that be female body body armor? [more pentaps] Anyway, as much as it'd be super effective, I know others might think it's not such a good idea.

[grinninggrifter]

Not like what? Do tell us what your female problems are. It's cruel to leave inquiring minds hanging.

Oh, and mine only lasted about, oh, three days. Thank God.

[buchananneket]

Let's just say the ladies love me. More so than usual.

If such a thing is possible.

Which, apparently, it is.

[grinninggrifter]

That doesn't sound so bad to me. Hardly a punishment at all.

[buchananneket]

It can be hard to move with a half dozen screaming women holding onto you. Not to mention breathing.

[snapsnap_boom]

...female problems.

[buchananneket]

...Yup.

[snapsnap_boom]

[after reading the above.] Yes, you're excused. That would be rather problematic to deal with.

[buchananneket]

Thanks, boss!

You're an okay guy, no matter what the others say about you.

[lotus_bloomed]

Mine lasted for a few days.