the british are coming!, captain, happy texas, uno, oo-wa-zool, captain incredible, harvard,g-unit, i leave you alone for 5 minutes and you do this shit!, yardshop, morgan, serial killer,your life is shit, git-r-don, the poop shoveler, god dammit foster, tequilla, jugs, frenchie, a mexican wearing a cowboy hat, french chicks, white powder, kevin ( Read more... )

"RUN away on the 13th of September last from Abraham Lincoln of Springfield in the County of Chester, a Negro Man named Jack, about 30 Years of Age, low Stature, speaks little or no English, has a Scar by the Corner of one Eye, in the Form of a V, his Teeth notched, and the Top of one of his Fore Teeth broke; He had on when he went away an old Hat ( Read more... )

-i want a chimichanga
-so make a chimichanga

50 fockers what could be better

Shannon could hear the footsteps behind her as she walked toward home. The thought of being followed made her heart beat faster. "You're being silly," she told herself, "no one is following you." To be safe she began to walk faster, but the footsteps kept up with her pace. She was afraid to look back and she was glad she was almost home. Shannon ( Read more... )

You scored as Being Drunk in Public. You would most likely cause commotion in public being drunk

Being Drunk in Public
100%
Theft
100%
Fraud
100%
Public Nudity
100%
Murder
100%
What crime would you most likely commit?
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You scored as Antisocial Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have ASPD! You know that blatantly disregarding social norms and the rights of others isn't just illegal; it's FUN. Jail time? Eh, look at Gary Gilmore... was he really that bad of a guy?

Unipolar Depression
100%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
100%
Schizophrenia
100%
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You scored as Home - Three Days Grace. You are "Home" by Three Days Grace. You are not good at letting go of the people you love, and will keep putting faith in them. You feel abandoned a lot. You hate your home, you hate where you are stuck. You are a loner because you feel like people will always leave in the end.

Too Far Gone - All American ( Read more... )

my tan is bloody fucking red

i am starting a fight club. any one who wants to come tell me and put this on their live journal and tell some friends.