Who put that tree there?

[buck_up_pup]

*limps in* A soldier can't even do his morning laps without encounering an enemy! HaHA! Even if that enemy happened to bea tree

But no matter! With MY axe, that opponent is nothing more than a stump! HaHAA!
HAHAHA-ow...

*limps off* It's only a flesh wound!

Comments

[omgstabbity]

Swords best axes, fool! >:0

[buck_up_pup]

HaHA! But I also have my LANCE! And you STILL don't have your sword!!! HaHAA!!

[omgstabbity]

I could destroy you even without my precious sword, you old cad! I AM THE LEGENDARY SWORD DEMON OF SACAE. AND LEGENDARY SWORD DEMONS OF SACAE DO NOT LOSE.