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bucketsoftruth

Viva La Specializzo di Inglese

Nov 26, 2002 12:12

I see a lonely man sitting on a perk bench staring at ducks that he cant afford to feed. He is an English Major. I see a skeleton of a man lying fetally in his cardboard box in an alley on 6th Street. He too is an English Major. I see a group of grizzled, crusty old men huddled around a trash bin fire next to a pair of intersecting train tracks ( Read more... )

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samschoiceus November 26 2002, 11:53:31 UTC

sing it, brutha man! one day we'll go a-marchin' into this topsy-turvy world and claim our rightful inheritance! watch yer back, pragmatist-jack!

bucketsoftruth November 26 2002, 21:54:53 UTC

amen brother

VIVA!(not the dairy product, mind you) spudinski November 26 2002, 20:33:46 UTC

Sign me up! Though we may not have any marketable talents or aptitudes, we are not inferior beings! We will rule someday in our inherently superior and grammatically correct fashion!!!!

Re: VIVA!(not the dairy product, mind you) bucketsoftruth November 26 2002, 21:52:34 UTC

amen sister

missmagics November 27 2002, 14:55:39 UTC

oh come on. there's no way that english majors could ever take over the world! there are too few of you! i mean, you're the only english major i know! well...besides gabe and daniel and chris and laura and... AUGH! you really ARE going to take over the world!!! i must go warn my econ major comrades!

Re: bucketsoftruth November 27 2002, 19:40:00 UTC

of course you cant find them. the rest of our brethren are in hiding, awaiting our final report for when the engineers are prepped and ready to be paper cut. as i speak, business men's skin is slowly becoming thinner due to ourvery intricate system of something that does something else to cause business men's skin to thin. once they are thin enough, we will arise in power as our paper will slice through them like pumkin pie. be afraid.

hello theer1ch December 2 2002, 12:13:54 UTC

Hi Matt, this is Erich. You know me because I sometimes appear at New Hall. I found you because you commented on someone else's journal. I made you my friend. Feel free to reciprocate.

Just so you know, I am an engineering major, but I like to think my grammar is pretty good. Regardless, if you come anywhere near me with your flimsy paper blade, you might have to get acquainted with the business end of my calculator of fury. Also, I weigh 160 lbs, not 100 lbs.

P.S. What does Buckets of Truth refer to?

i shall reciprocate bucketsoftruth December 2 2002, 22:25:56 UTC

howdy erich. i guess ill add you to my friends, even though you are and engineering major. i cant be held responsible for your life when all the shiznit hits the fan though. im afraid your primitive calculator is no match for our paper blades. im glad to hear that you weigh 160. the bigger they are, the more they bleed. ill explain buckets of truth in a journal entry in the near future. hopefully. matt