Dear Mankind:

I want my fire back.

- Prometheus

LOL! I love this! Video taken from this article.

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Okay, so this is probably wrong of me to post, but apparently there are riots between rival music fans happening in Mexico. The article says its because homophobia, which is likely partly or mostly true. It should be because they're always whining about shit. Denis Leary said it best:

"LIFE SUCKS- GET A FUCKING HELMET."

"If I were anymore excited I'd squirt through the phone and stain you!"

Ted Nugent on The Dennis Miller Show

"Well-meaning intellectual movements, from communism to post-structuralism, have a poor history of absorbing inconvenient fact or challenges to fundamental precepts. We should not ignore or suppress good indicators on the environment, though they have become extremely rare now. It is tempting to the layman to embrace with enthusiasm the latest ( Read more... )

Old Faithful, the world's bad prostate.

i want to assuage anyone's misgivings who heard me talk about cat fighting. i love cats and would never condone the brutal and barbaric practice of pitting cats against each other in a horrific duel to the death. i was refering instead to the practice of two adults jamming their fists into the rectum of cats and then pummeling each other into ( Read more... )

"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay; and claims a halo for his dishonesty."

-Robert A. Heinlein

So, I've started a new weekly tradition. Every Friday, when I get out of work, I drive down the road to Oliver T's and pick up some type of beer I've never had before. I see it as kind of a reward for making it through the work week. Last week, my first, I tried Young's Double Chocolate Stout. I really liked this beer. It was a bit expensive, ( Read more... )

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