Book meme:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

What you should say is, "being pissed off caused me to exist."

Even when you don't choose you still have made a choice.
I can't and won't choose........I guess that makes me a bad person....NOT!!!!!

Freudian Inventory Results Oral (53%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.
Anal (46%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.
Phallic (70%) you appear to have issues with ( Read more... )

Man dies when lava lamp explodes.
I heard about this on the local news.....they had added that the 24 year old guys family said he placed the lava lamp on the stove thinking it would make the lava move faster. However he was found dead in his bedroom....where the police think he stumbled to after the lamp exploded.

This reminds me of how negative ( Read more... )

For years, the walls of many public restrooms were inscribed with the graffiti, "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." Recently, my Gemini friend Ross made it his mission to spread a mutated version of that meme. He has personally decorated scores of bathroom walls with the saying, "A Gemini needs emotions like a fish needs a bicycle." ( Read more... )

****Go vote****

I'm stuck in the fucking matrix.

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"He's not the brightest crayon in the box."

"It's nuttier than a bag of squirel turds."

famous last words of the Aggie "Hey guys, watch this."

(grins)

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that ( Read more... )