Random quote while channel surfing...

[buddhamike]

"Too hot food has been scientifically proven to cause pain."

Really, Einstein? How many scientists did you poll to get that opinion? Did you do a double-blind study? How did you guard against false positives?

Fuck me, they'll give anyone a TV show these days...

Comments

[stealthdozer]

I get a tv show? But I don't even have tv!