Sad little thing
"What? You might want to explain that in english!"
"I pit by tongne wen tyting withh Pela"
"WHAT? Are you under alien drugs again? Speaking in tongues is really not becoming Sheppard."
"The Colonel bit down on his tongue when we were practicing in the gym."
"Thard."
"What?"
"Colonel Sheppard bit down rather hard when the stick touched him"
"Douched? Thalmmed!"
"WHAT?"
"John says I slammed the stick in to his face, but if he will insist on not foreseeing the blow and ducking than what am I to do?"
"You are unbelieveable you know that don't you?"
"Thodney..."
"Oh don't even! Those puppy dog eyes do not work on me!"
"Theesee?"
"Teyla, I think it's best if you leave me to deal with him from here."
"If you think you will be ok?"
"We'll be fine.Thanks"
"As you wish."
"Now you were saying....?"
*sigh* "Thodney.....Theesee?"
"Okay okay, How you EVER got to Colonel is beyong me.....Yes yes you can have some of my precious ice cream. But when your tongue heals you so better give me the best blow job ever!"