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[buddhistgandhi]

im pretty positive that, as of last night, ashley l. martin is one of the coolest ho's out there. or in her case, ho ho's. CLEARLY. obviously even

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[anonymous]

Essay on Man-Alexander Pope

[buddhistgandhi]

damnit you had better be an attractive female.

...is that you keira knighley?

yeaaaaaah.

[llewllynn]

yeah whatever ho, way to google it.

[buddhistgandhi]

and too add, im really quite curious as to who you are and if i know you or not. clearly you wish to remain invisible at the moment, but perhaps a little clue or a simple, "yes you know me" or "no you dont" would suufice.

and i promise ashley wont hurt you. shes really very friendly and if nothing else, give her a backrub and shes putty in your hands.

[llewllynn]

POPE!
ahh Pope...
how I love Neo-classical lit!

[buddhistgandhi]

ahhhh you were like 30 minutes too long!

and the whole entry wqas pretty much about how awesome you are with overotnes about my life!

ill still do the sex slave thing though, theres loopholes i know about that many dont.

like the hot girl clause.

and the ashley l. martin exclusivity rule.

and the precedent-setting court case, drama/rules/common sense vs. sexual appetite/raw physical pleasure. (that was a dream team of lawyers, let me tell you.

we all know who won the case anyways.

[llewllynn]

that's bullshit, that whore doesnt even have an LJ and I wasn't in my own room! Recall!

[buddhistgandhi]

jeez, i was willing to just freely give you the prize, but if you want to work for it, ill have to think of something else as equally as challenging.

perhaps something of the hellenistic/roman persuasion.

lets see if your(my) phantom challeneger(reader) can beat you again!

[star_86]

we're fighting.

[buddhistgandhi]

what about? we havent spoken