The Teachings of Master Goose

[thirdreel]

Here are my re-render-imagineerings of the teachings of Master Goose. I feel the term "Mother Goose" overlooks the fact that Master Goose is father and mother to us all, and has great wisdom to share with the whole world, but with the awful translations, that wisdom has been lost for centuries. I think my version explains it so much more clearly

Comments

[son_of_art]

This is the finest piece of satirical writing I have ever seen, Thirdreel. With this, you have taken the Crown. I don't have words to express how awesome this is. I wish you'd put this on the main Buddhists list- and if you want to be too saintly to do it, I might just have to do it for you. Everyone knows I'm a little non-dharma barbarian whose headed for his next rebirth in some hell realm anyway.

NOW, for my actual response to you:

What does Master Goose say about abortion?

[bodhiseeds80]

Careful, he's a vegan.... I've had coffee with the man.

[nobody_]

LOL. LOL!!

Thanks for this.

[nagasena]

*wipes coffee off of screen*

Very nice. LOL!

[bodhiseeds80]

He actually is... lol

[bodhiseeds80]

I know, we're doin it wrong :(