Comments | budiamond: *DIES*

budiamond

DIES

Jan 10, 2007 01:40

Since it was, you know, 1:00 am, and I was telling my sister about Wolfie's friend's unfortunate "mmmmmBRAAAINS!" comment, it was only natural that we try to write the worst porn imaginable. *May have succeeded ( Read more... )

cait writes, my fambly, omg you freak

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sadotsu January 9 2007, 13:06:13 UTC

released his load of love sploodge deep into her depths

OH MY GOD. MARRY ME NOW KTHXBAI &hearts

budiamond January 9 2007, 21:19:49 UTC

HAHAHA, I TOLD SIAN WE HAD TO USE 'SPLOODGE'!!
XD; Did we hit the mark for worst porn evar?

sadotsu January 10 2007, 01:26:01 UTC

Actually I've seen worse, but for a contrived effort you guys did very well XDDD.

budiamond January 10 2007, 01:36:23 UTC

XD; Yeah. It's hard to be really bad when you're just not used to it. But we tried. 8DDD
I can't believe that people can actually write stuff that's that horrible without evening trying. It was kinda difficult.

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sanjihan May 30 2010, 14:53:05 UTC

*snorfles* I found it. XD

My personal favorite is:
“Yes, Reginald! Yes, yes, YES!” she shrieked as he steadily pumped her like a bicycle tire.
*dies laughing*

budiamond May 30 2010, 19:33:09 UTC

;D
I think that line may have been mine. Well, the bit after the dialogue was, anyway.
Most of the really bizarre ones were... Lollipop...

peroxidepest17 November 17 2010, 09:11:35 UTC

AAHAHAHAHAHA.