My first attempt at world domination

[budka]

I believe that if you're going to dominate the world, then it should be done properly. I've received a few donations for weapons of mass destruction, but I can always use more. Please contribute to my cause by campaigning for donations. Here's what I have so far

Comments

[thesoundofduck]

i don't know what to donate. but here's a broken cd case. and a pencil shaving.

[budka]

Excellent. Please post pictures of these items, so I can see if they will be of value to me. Thank you.

[hananna]

I donate the knowledge that Staff Picks at Chapter's are not, in fact, actual staff picks. They're whatever they need to sell most of.

Never underestimate the power of shocking and appalling information. Never.

[budka]

Brilliant! I will make you my director of shocking and appalling information. Please go out and gather more intelligence for my operation.

[ooorgh]

a fourier series! I caught it.
:)

and Napoleon Dynamite! yay. :)

[budka]

Napoleon Dynamite? This is a photo of me and my friend in high school while I was running for president.