There is a pile of boring, useless work here. > do workBe more specific. > do boring, useless work. You stupid game.I didn't understand "You stupid game". Maybe I'm too stupid
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First: It's very rude of you to have the same picture in your LiveJournal as I have on my desktop at home. Like, do you think I'm not, *qualified*, to have a kitty on my computer? Exactly what is the message you're trying to send, huh? HUH?
Second: Ducks can be cute and all, with their waddling, and the little row of ducklings in behind ... but they're EVIL. They lure you into bad things! Like LiveJournals and brick walls! This friend I knew followed a row of ducks who were waddling along ... right underneath this wall. The friend was so enthralled by the cuteness that she rammed right into the wall at walking speed! Her nose was smushed a bit and she got a scratch on her head! True story. Not really. Watch out for ducks.
Third: Sure, I'll be your friend. ON ONE CONDITION. I'm weird and if you can't handle the weirdness, I'm going to short-circuit your brain. You need to have a pretty beastly weirdness-processor ok.
People don't say bub enoughumbrellahouseNovember 30 2005, 16:29:29 UTC
So basically here are my conditions:
Numero uno: Yay kittens!!! They're swell like earrings and DVDs
Numero dos: Once I was driving and saw some ducks crossing the street in front of me and they were really slow and I got annoyed... and I think they sensed it cause the mom duck give me an evil glare.
Numero tres: have you read my interests? besides swings and fun and prancing, I also like weirdness... without weirdness, it would just be sadness [sadweirdnessness - weirdness = sadness]... see I proved it mathematically
People don't say swell enough eitherbudkaNovember 30 2005, 17:29:50 UTC
I have been placated by your use of math to prove a point. Also, speeling mistaks and bad-formed expressions are evil and you don't have any! 100%!!!exclamation point.
Re: Email is like a prison... a prison with no walls... and no toiletthesoundofduckDecember 2 2005, 20:55:04 UTC
hahaha, that subject line is the funniest thing ever. AND I just realized it was from the strong bad clip. I missed it the first time. Yay strong bad, yay homestarrunner, yay!
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More are coming (but not today).
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This is Flora... sometimes we play pictionary charades together
a certain duck that we both know lured me into getting a livejournal... now I need friends... will you be my friend?
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First: It's very rude of you to have the same picture in your LiveJournal as I have on my desktop at home. Like, do you think I'm not, *qualified*, to have a kitty on my computer? Exactly what is the message you're trying to send, huh? HUH?
Second: Ducks can be cute and all, with their waddling, and the little row of ducklings in behind ... but they're EVIL. They lure you into bad things! Like LiveJournals and brick walls! This friend I knew followed a row of ducks who were waddling along ... right underneath this wall. The friend was so enthralled by the cuteness that she rammed right into the wall at walking speed! Her nose was smushed a bit and she got a scratch on her head! True story. Not really. Watch out for ducks.
Third: Sure, I'll be your friend. ON ONE CONDITION. I'm weird and if you can't handle the weirdness, I'm going to short-circuit your brain. You need to have a pretty beastly weirdness-processor ok.
CONCLUSION: Yay coffee.
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Numero uno: Yay kittens!!! They're swell like earrings and DVDs
Numero dos: Once I was driving and saw some ducks crossing the street in front of me and they were really slow and I got annoyed... and I think they sensed it cause the mom duck give me an evil glare.
Numero tres: have you read my interests? besides swings and fun and prancing, I also like weirdness... without weirdness, it would just be sadness [sadweirdnessness - weirdness = sadness]... see I proved it mathematically
Finally essays are death!!
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un-understanding-ness... it's like the plague, but greener...
Maybe it's because I didn't catch chapters 1 through 6 yet
Let's bond over our mutual love of kittens and mutual apathy towards ducks!!!
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Or here: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail94.html Trust me, this will be a great primer.
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