- I like taking my shoes off without untying them ( Read more... )

- I hate being given "other duties as assigned".
- But I hate hearing complaints from others when they're given "other duties as assigned". They say that it's not part of the job spec. IT IS, you whiner.

I'm a bitch, whatever.

The Partypoker beep was actually my cellphone saying I had an unread text message. I only clued in when I was typing a text message and it was beeping (usually I have it on vibrate). So I'M NOT INSANE, you can stop worrying and go about your business.

The Stocklers of Catan debut was a huge, huge success! For those of you who don't know, I've invented a variation of the wildly popular Settlers of Catan which eliminates direct trading of resources between players, and replaces it with a buy/sell system of resources with the bank which tracks the relative price of each resource based on supply ( Read more... )

On Tuesday I became an official tutor for Explanations Unlimited, a small organization whose office is a ten-minute walk away from my house. I will be getting a decent rate (I think) and it sounds like quite the goodness. They already have some clients lined up for me so I may see them as early as next week (yep, before school even starts). AND ( Read more... )

Me: May I help you ( Read more... )

Customer: Can I get a plate reading BOB, then N instead of "and", then SUE? [names changed ( Read more... )

If there's a drive-through parking space, and you fail to drive through, you are a burden to society.

That is all.

After reading through the absolutely brilliant mumbling of Mil, I have once again become inspired to record the strange and wonderful thoughts that seem to see it fit to meander through my mind. He has shown me the way to true employer-swindlement, and I intend to make the most of it ( Read more... )

Chris has the house to himself this whole week. Yay!! for a few days, now I'm just bored. I play sports when there are sports to play, otherwise I play go and poker online. Oh, tonight I have to watch "The Stand" on two tapes, since nobody will watch it with me. FINE - I'll watch it when there's nobody else around. That should be good. I ( Read more... )