splenda? My grandmother was a diabetic. After her funeral relatives and such were in my Grandfather's house for whatever the thing after a funeral is. My brother was rummaging through cupboards (goodness knows why). And found some Splenda. Which he took out and exclaimed (king-o-tact in a house full of diabetics) "Does anyone want this? I don't know why you would eww... sugar substitute." or something to that effect. Well Great Uncle Richard (married to my Grandmother's sister) said, "No, that there's good stuff. Pour some out on the table, cut it up with razor blades, get out a dollar bill..." acting it all out speaking in his Texan accent, wearing his cowboy hat. Oh and this was the first time I remembered meeting this man.
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i thought Moe died in a car accident on his way back "up" from Canada? meh...
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I like that better.
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lemon ice from culvers however, is made w/ spenda
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My grandmother was a diabetic. After her funeral relatives and such were in my Grandfather's house for whatever the thing after a funeral is. My brother was rummaging through cupboards (goodness knows why). And found some Splenda.
Which he took out and exclaimed (king-o-tact in a house full of diabetics) "Does anyone want this? I don't know why you would eww... sugar substitute." or something to that effect. Well Great Uncle Richard (married to my Grandmother's sister) said, "No, that there's good stuff. Pour some out on the table, cut it up with razor blades, get out a dollar bill..." acting it all out speaking in his Texan accent, wearing his cowboy hat. Oh and this was the first time I remembered meeting this man.
So that's my Splenda story.
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I feel like such a disappointment in comparison to this man.
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