Nokoru, being asexual, fantasizes about having tea parties with Glinda that end up turning into some reverse-Cinderella fairytale in which a giant line of princes line up and Glinda tried fitting a shoe on them but only her TRUE LOVE had the right fit. And then they all had cake. These fantasies have sequels that include the wedding and anniversaries. If he knew about Imoen, the first one would have a twist where Imoen is in an actual Cinderella role with her wicked Bhaalspawn siblings and Nokoru doubles as her fairy godmother. Glinda and Imoen would somehow still manage to have children in the later fantasies.
Imoen's sexual fantasies are mostly along the vein of Glinda topping her hard in a secluded grove of trees with butterflies. This followed by cuddling. Imoen's fantasies include a bonus Bhaalspawn dream answer! A demon brutally kills Glinda while Irenicus (alternating with Abdel from instance to instance) prattles about how Imoen needs to embrace her nature to have the power to survive in this kill-or-be-killed world.
Nokoru's fantasies about Sakura are ones in which Sakura is NINJA BATTLING to save her true love! So the Clamp Campus Detectives aid her, with Suoh and Akira protecting her with their own ninja skills and keeping the enemies busy while Nokoru bravely works to disarm the NUCLEAR MISSILE aimed point-blank at Lee-san's head. Nokoru succeeds, and a bunch of Disney-esque animals free Lee from his shackles, and by Sakura and Lee's love combined the enemies are banished to another dimension never to return until the many, many sequels to come.
Nokoru and Rin ride ponies through a MEADOW but then the ponies grow wings and they fly away to a castle in the sky where Rin has a wedding with Prince!Haru and then she and Haru live happily ever after. Also, Rin makes the poor prince remodel his castle so it's a horse ranch.
Nokoru has fantasies about Atsuko being the Ideal Mother and having sparkling Family Moments with Yuusuke and teaching Lupin a moral lesson about why stealing is bad and being a womanizer is worse.
Nokoru also fantasizes about Tot doing the "Singing in the Rain" routine with her umbrella, rain, and RAINBOWS.
Izumi probably fantasizes about Atsuko actually being responsible.
WAIT when did you get another character. XD Obviously there are no fantasies for Yamamoto.
Ari - Russel is a dorky family fluffer, god. He probably, like. Fantasizes about Fletcher, Ari, Meer, and himself all living as one big fluffy family unit in a house with a greenhouse in a forest somewhere. Russel and Meer are obviously the head of the family unit. But Russel is also bad at being a brother, so it's around that point that it stops being an Ari and/or Fletcher fantasy and becomes more of an ADULT-THEMED fantasy about Meer.
Izumi actually has a similar fantasy, with Ari, Ed, and Al, except hers doesn't veer off into a sex dream about Seig. ...I think.
Rabi - Izumi might fantasize about beating him up. XD
Imoen removes Rabi's other eye.
Hikaru - Nokoru has cops and robbers fantasies about the twins, except it's Nokoru is defending the honor of women from the two villains, who have taken on an odd resemblance to Snidely Whiplash.
Imoen's occassional crazy allows Harley's not going there to go far enough to the other end of the spectrum that she goes there anyway in her very own disturbing little way.
By which I mean Imoen decorates parts of her cell back in Spellhold with pieces of psychiatrist!Harley. S-sorry. D:
Nokoru, however, has fantasies in which Harley and the Joker's love for each other teaches them to be good instead of evil.
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Imoen's sexual fantasies are mostly along the vein of Glinda topping her hard in a secluded grove of trees with butterflies. This followed by cuddling.
Imoen's fantasies include a bonus Bhaalspawn dream answer! A demon brutally kills Glinda while Irenicus (alternating with Abdel from instance to instance) prattles about how Imoen needs to embrace her nature to have the power to survive in this kill-or-be-killed world.
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Nokoru's fantasies about Sakura are ones in which Sakura is NINJA BATTLING to save her true love! So the Clamp Campus Detectives aid her, with Suoh and Akira protecting her with their own ninja skills and keeping the enemies busy while Nokoru bravely works to disarm the NUCLEAR MISSILE aimed point-blank at Lee-san's head. Nokoru succeeds, and a bunch of Disney-esque animals free Lee from his shackles, and by Sakura and Lee's love combined the enemies are banished to another dimension never to return until the many, many sequels to come.
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Nokoru also fantasizes about Tot doing the "Singing in the Rain" routine with her umbrella, rain, and RAINBOWS.
Izumi probably fantasizes about Atsuko actually being responsible.
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Ari - Russel is a dorky family fluffer, god. He probably, like. Fantasizes about Fletcher, Ari, Meer, and himself all living as one big fluffy family unit in a house with a greenhouse in a forest somewhere. Russel and Meer are obviously the head of the family unit. But Russel is also bad at being a brother, so it's around that point that it stops being an Ari and/or Fletcher fantasy and becomes more of an ADULT-THEMED fantasy about Meer.
Izumi actually has a similar fantasy, with Ari, Ed, and Al, except hers doesn't veer off into a sex dream about Seig. ...I think.
Rabi - Izumi might fantasize about beating him up. XD
Imoen removes Rabi's other eye.
Hikaru - Nokoru has cops and robbers fantasies about the twins, except it's Nokoru is defending the honor of women from the two villains, who have taken on an odd resemblance to Snidely Whiplash.
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... oh well!
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By which I mean Imoen decorates parts of her cell back in Spellhold with pieces of psychiatrist!Harley. S-sorry. D:
Nokoru, however, has fantasies in which Harley and the Joker's love for each other teaches them to be good instead of evil.
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