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Scene:
I arrive at work today. I walk into my cubicle. Co-worker Nick walks by. I offer Nick a Donut.
Nick: "Umm... Is that a live inchworm in your hair?"
Me: "OH MY GOD!!!"
*flails hands through hair wildly*
Me: *pant pant pant*
Nick: "No thanks on the donut."
Yeah, so that was fun.
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Computer geek post... (And possibly grammar geek)
So,I just finished a virus scan at work. This is fairly routine. I get the following message when done:
Scan is complete. No file is detected by file scan after finish manual scan and no virus found.Something about this sentence completely eludes me. It's like I keep staring at it, and it's some black hole of logic, with my thoughts wrapping ( Read more... ) -
About damn time!
So some of you know already, but for the last 6(ish) months I have been one of... them. You know, the people that drive retardedly large SUV's even though they have no need ( Read more... ) -
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I want to change my last name...
William Alexander Banana-Hammock.
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Here's what made me outrageously happy today.
Randy Blue (NOT SAFE FOR WORK! ... OR STRAIGHT MEN! ... THOUGH YOU SHOULD BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS!).
"What" you might ask "is so special about another gay porn site?"
If you go to the Models section and look at the recent model with the nom de guerre "Simon", my response to your question would be "That ( Read more... ) -
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So, I figure it's time for me to update. Today has boosted my mood SO greatly I can't help but share. But, first a recap of what I've been up to ( Read more... ) -
Seriously... WTF?
So, I think I'm going to start trying to post in my LJ more. It has fallen into disuse, and that's not cool with me. My life is simply TOO interesting to not post it! (hmmmm ( Read more... ) -
It's happening!
I'm moving... To Long Island.
I'll be out of communcation for a bit, probably until Monday / Tuesday. I'm excited! I'm gonna be near NYC, working with the AWESOMEST SKANK ever Kristine! I'm so excited!!
Long Island, here we come!!!
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IT has finally happened....
Yes, that's right ( Read more... )