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[buggered_vamp]

So Harris came to the crypt after my fight with the m'fashniks the other night. Asked a lot of bloody annoying questions while I was lying there achin' in every muscle and just wishin' he'd fall into the hellmouth and disappear forever. So annoying I ended up spillin' the whole bit about the Jar of J'fara snappin' up Rupes' watcher knowledge (and

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[emily_anne_]

*leans against the wall of Spike's crypt, hand wrapped around a pretty brunette's hair*

Shh. I told you if you scream i'm only going to hurt you. You're to be a good girl and wait for Daddy to appear.

[buggered_vamp]

*Shrugs on his duster, stuffs a few stakes in the pockets and heads toward the door of the crypt.*

Bugger better not get to that jar before I do.

*Stops at the door, sensing a presence.*

Dru? That you, love?

*Swings the crypt door open.*

[emily_anne_]

*snaps the girl's neck as soon as she feels Spike's presence, but before he can see her*

Hello Daddy. I hope you aren't terribly disappointed that it's me and not, Mum.

*tugs the body up and smiles bright*

I brought you something fresh and warm.

*notices his bruises*

Someone hurt you.

[buggered_vamp]

Just a few bumps and bruises, Pet, nothin' to get your panties in a bunch over. Had a bit of a run-in with some nasties the other night--

*Finds himself distracted by the fresh body.*

Er, you shouldn't have.

*Under his breath.* Bloody hell.

[buggered_vamp]

Appreciate it, Pet.

*Frowns.*

His Sire got a soul--you can't mean Angel, he wouldn't be turnin' anyone unless he lost the bloody soul again. And if he had, they'd be whinin' to Red to come stuff it back in.

*Realized who she's talking about.* O-ho, it's Lindsey that's got you in a snit, is it? He and Darla makin' a family? Why would you want that wanker? Bloody poufter if you ask me. Which is maybe why you picked the boy, eh?

*Grins.*

Pretty sure the whelp is a once in a blue moon sort of deal. Most of our ilk don't have children unless we sire 'em. I think you can rest easy on that score.

[emily_anne_]

Lindsey has greatness inside him. He's just being held back all because of some human child who has mother issues. The rules make my head hurt.

*makes a face*

Angel. Give me some credit. If ever there was someone to embarrass our family line...

However Mum will never admit it. Even if she can see he is completely lost to us.

Red. The witch who ensouls vamps. She is the one who did that blasted spell and turned me into whatever I am now. Someone should take away her magic books and lock away her potions.

I picked the boy because he is their weak spot. Remember you always said to find the weak spot and exploit it.

Lindsey and Darla both wanted the human child to come home with them, but for different reasons. Instead they are trying to pretend their vamped creation is a replacement.

[buggered_vamp]

*Shakes his head.*

Yeah, that branch of the family tree is a bit sack of hammers, i'n't? And don't even get me started on Peaches...give me my mad Dru any day, she makes more sense than the lot of 'em put together.

*Sighs.*

Well, can't kick on Red, she's gotten me out of a tough spot a few times. And I'd take it amiss if you did anything against her...might not be too healthy for you, eiter, she's got power, that one has.

As long as she doesn't come anywhere near me with one of those blasted orbs. *Smirks.*

[emily_anne_]

*laughs and pulls out the bottle of Scotch from her jacket, opens the bottle taking a sip before handing it to Spike*

They are strange and eerily on the same page with one another. Not sure how Mum stands them most of the time. I guess she's just lonely and that wasn't a slam to you.

I'm not going to hurt the witch. She was powerful enough to make me special, not about to see what other tricks she has.

Crush the orb. If it shatters there is no way to do the spell. Bloody stupid paper weights.