Well, I got a jackhammer and started workin' on remodelin' the crypt. There's only about a foot and a half of earth t' get through, I figure, to open up the next tunnel over. It'll make a nice lair for the tiger. He's acclimated to his new digs pretty well, although he's dug up the floor in one corner pretty badly. Suppose I should be glad he ( Read more... )

Spent a couple of days hangin' with Angel and his gang--it was right pleasant. Angel told me where he shops, and I got some new shirts. Thought about a new coat, one more like his, but I haven't found just the right thing yet. And I've been givin' the whole soul thing a lot of thought, had a long heart t' heart with Gunn about it. He was really ( Read more... )

The weddin' was just beautiful. I can't believe it, there we were gettin' ready to stand up for Xander and Maddy, when Elvis asked if Buffy and I wanted to get married, too. (The guy did a bleedin' good impersonation of the real Elvis, remember meetin' him back in the 50's.) Well, we hesitated, of course; I mean, I'd marry Buffy in an instant, but ( Read more... )

I'm just so touched, I don't know what to say. Harris and his girl Maddy came by the crypt last night, sayin' they were goin' off to Vegas to tie the knot. And they wanted me and Buff t' stand up for 'em. I've never seen a happier lookin' couple, so perfect together, and I wish 'em all the joy in the world. Of course I said yes. Buffy seemed ( Read more... )

Bloody hell. Spent three soddin' days at Eva's house thinkin' I was some noble vampire and this Katerina bird was my sister or somethin'. Bunch of other vamps hangin' out there, too, guess she didn't want us runnin' loose while our memories were gone. At least she had a nice supply of blood on hand. Turns out Evan and the twins are part of Darla's ( Read more... )

Why I gone t' a house warming party I'll never know... must've knowed this hot bird Eva pretty well... cause doesn't seem like the kind of party I'd usually go to. Not that I remember what kind of things I like, since my memory is gone. Don't remember anything before wakin' up next to my li'tle sis Cat. Or at least think she is, since were the only ( Read more... )

Well, well, so Peaches is somewhere off in fairyland wearin' tights. I'd kill for a picture. I can just see broody boy swearin' and stompin' and...bloody hell, sure as hell hope he didn't get sucked into broad daylight. Or else all anyone's gonna find is a big pile of dust under his Prince Valiant cape, eh ( Read more... )

Went after the giant last night, all of us armed with tranq guns. Buffy didn't seem too thrilled with hers, got the feelin' she'd rather have an axe or somethin', but Peaches insists we can't kill any of the fairy tale creatures. It was a pain makin' Prince Annoyin' stay back at the hotel. Yeah, keep your distance from my woman, you horse-faced ( Read more... )

Gotta admit, Angel was a lot calmer than I expected about the giant. Came up with a halfway decent plan for takin' it out without killin' it involvin' both slayers, tranq darts and a bindin' spell of some sort. Rupes and that ponce Wes have been lookin' into that. Peaches pretty well decided we can't kill any of the buggers in case they switched ( Read more... )

Drove the bike back to LA after dark last night. Thought about takin' the DeSoto and asking Buffy and Dawn to ride with me, but I looked at it and the roof's way more dented in than I remember. So Buffy said she'd be driving down earlier with Red and the others. Got to the hotel in the wee hours. Place was dead as a masoleum, but I found a room to ( Read more... )